Drinking all the booze in my house before my father-in-law comes to visit tomorrow. This should be fun.
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[image description: this is an edited image from “Laws of Modern Man”; it originally read “Women are like hardwood flooring, if you lay them right the first time you can walk all over them forever.” - it’s been edited to read “Women are people. If you’re nice to them they’ll usually be nice to you. Also, not all women want you to “lay them right” and wanting to “walk all over them” is scary.”]](http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m24z5hRPwR1qjjeqso1_500.png)
